Watch this item	Starts at	($1000.00) (reserve not yet met)		First bid	($1000.00)
	Quantity	1		# of bids	0 (bid history) (with emails)
	Time left	7 days, 4 hours +		Location	Shoushi, FF
				Country	Dereth
	Started	Mar-23-00 14:00:00 PST		(mail this auction to a friend)
	Ends	Mar-27-00 14:00:00 PST		(request a gift alert)
	Seller (Rating)	Wi (0)
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	High bid	--
	Payment	Money Order/Cashiers Checks, Pyreals, Shoes, I don't care...
	Shipping	Come pick it up you lazy bum!!!
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Accept only the Worst!

Wi is not only the worst mage in all of FrostFell, but probably the absolute worst character ever created in any game of any kind!

He is feared by every character on every server! Not because of his skills (he doesn't have any), but because they're afraid of contracting the dreaded "Wi flag." It's a well known fact that turbine hates me so much that they went out of their way to program in a special set of flags that make the life of Wi and anyone he comes into contact with a living hell!

Wi is shown above in his natural surroundings

He carries a Unique Hoary Mattekar Robe that was created by an op and cannot be dropped OR UNEQUIPPED! Don't get your hopes up yet, that's not a good thing...

Yes you're reading it right, this robe, which you CAN NOT TAKE OFF, has an Armor Level of -400. As a comparison, if you stripped down naked and cast Imperil Self VI, your Armor Level would be just below -200! Wearing this is twice as bad as being naked with Imperil Self VI on you! AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT OFF!!!

That's not the worst of it. You may be familiar with bug that allows enchanments to remain permanent, well Wi is affected by that bug, unfortunately when it stuck him he had just finished running by a Dark Revanant! Consequentially, Wi has the following permanent enchantments on him at all times:

• Vulnerability Other VI (-35 Melee Defense)
• Magic Yield Other VI (-35 Magic Defense)
• Slowness Other VI (-35 Quickness)
• Acid Vulnerability Other VI (+200% damage taken from Acid)
• Blade Vulnerability Other VI (+200% damage taken from Slashing)
• Bludgeoning Vulnerability Other VI (+200% damage taken from Bludgeoning)
• Cold Vulnerability Other VI (+200% damage taken from Cold)
• Fire Vulnerability Other VI (+200% damage taken from Fire)
• Lightning Vulnerability Other VI (+200% damage taken from Lightning)
• Piercing Vulnerability Other VI (+200% damage taken from Piercing)

As far as I can tell, Wi is cursed in the following ways by the evil turbinites:

• Maximum Vitae is higher than most normal players - Wi is currently at 295% vitae, all of his skills are close to -2 times their normal values (as an interesting side effect, you can run backwards very fast)
• Benificial spells have no effect at all on Wi, they don't even show up on the list of spells effecting you
• People who talk to you, trade with you, or even ID you will be afflicted with hideously bad results on the random number generator
• All characters, player killers, non-player killers, shopkeepers, advocates, etc. are able to attack Wi. (side note: being defeated by Wi in combat is a violation of the Code of Conduct)

Monsters

This is the worst part of all! Monsters in AC flat out despise Wi. Mosters will do up to 20x more damage to you and will never fail to land a critical hit (thanks in part to the permanent Vulnerability Other VI). Monsters from all over Dereth will actively seek you out from the other side of the map, they will cheat (if needs be) to kill you, sending war spells that never miss, and draining you from up to 5 miles away! They will then proceed to talk smack to you, enventually getting their friends to camp your lifestone, where they will repeatedly beat you into the upper limits of vitae. Go ahead log out if you want, they'll still be there when you get back.

In short, if you want the absolute crappiest character in existance, ou came to the right place.

Asheron's call - The Worst Mage in Dereth (Item #79556999986456001)

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